Walmart is selling $99 Toba Volcanic Eruption Survival Kits which carry a guarantee of your survival or your money back. According to a Spokesman for Walmart, “The Toba Volcanic Eruption Kit, which consists of a large bottle of Vodka (TVEKS) have been one of our hottest selling items this spring, next to the Michael Jordan Gym Shoe knock offs. Next week Walmart will have a special on the Permian Extinction Survival Kits, consisting of two large bottles of Vodka. The Permian Extinction occurred 251 million years ago and it whipped out over 95% of all planetary species. Scientist report that the another Permian extinction will also occur this year and Walmart wants to be able to be the first retailer to capitalize on it.
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